The Copy Dom

Dungeon

Whip your words into shape and slay your sales pages so people buy what you’re selling

Welcome to

The Copy Dom

Dungeon

The Copy Dom

Dungeon

Where you will learn how to actually write compelling copy that makes your clients hit the “Sign me up!” button on your next impactful offer.

In this 3 class series you will learn:

1. What makes dream clients hit the “Buy Now,” “Fill out an application” and “book a session” link

2. How to increase the number of people who read and engage with your content

3. How to make intangible results read like tangible copy

4. Why people aren’t buying your offers at the rate that you want them

5. What makes the difference between a decent sales page and a MUST JOIN THIS PROGRAM page and the simple steps to implementing it.

6. How to make writing copy fun even if you’re “bad at writing”

7. Why cultivating the skill of writing quality copy is a necessary job requirement

8. How to create an amazing nurture sequence and a newsletter that people are addicted to reading

9. How to effectively use your email processing system from segmentation to scheduling and beyond

All this for just $55

Hello Kitten,

Welcome to the Copy Dom Dungeon. In this space I (consensually) beat the vague, unusable, ineffective language out of your copywriting.

You have some important work you are doing out in the world, I assume?

And you're bubbling with desire to bring your sacred calling forth.

You need language to convey the power of what you do (whether the results are tangible or not).

Perhaps you have a website, and a sales page, and an Instagram bio that says something like:

Life Coach/Healer/Somatic Practitioner/Facilitator etc.

✨ Helping you create your dream life because you deserve it✨
👉🏼 Inquire for sessions
🔗 Website link

🥱 I’m sorry darling, but you’re never going to get the business results you want with some general ass shit like that.

Maybe if you got on Instagram back in 2015 and started selling your services then, or spent a zillion dollars on ads. But otherwise your customers are smarter than that, and they need YOU to write better copy in order to understand WHY they should buy anything you are selling.

That’s where I come in

cancer moon

Virgo stellium

Generally speaking, I am a subby princess in my day-to-day life…but with a Virgo stellium (you don’t need to know astrology to get this metaphor) raised by an English professor father, nothing makes me into more of a dom than editing basic-ass copy.

It fills me with practically ancestral rage to see you trying to sell your soul-led services with such shitty sentences. What you do is important, nay, life-changing, and it deserves better than unimpactful, generic, sounds-like-everybody-else-without-saying-anything copy.

As a Cancer Moon coach who meets her clients with unconditional positive regard and often positions everything as “take what you want and leave the rest” there is one place where I will go ham in the comments section and send something back to you covered in red notes…and it is when editing poorly formulated copy.

I’ve sold over $1,000,000 in coaching services by creatively, accurately and intentionally describing what I do…and I will teach you my ways if you submit.

Can you believe you can fix your sales page for only $55?

Cara Kovacs feminist business mentor and copywriting dominatrix

GREAT copy is the difference between-

Wondering why no one signed up for your offer and having a sold out launch

Conveying the power of your work and basically saying nothing

Getting people engaged and excited about what you have to share or essentially speaking into a void 

Having people open and read any of your emails or sending them straight to the trash before unsubscribing

Feeling like you have to explain the difference between therapy and coaching or defend your own fears of what people think a “life coach” is instead of just powerfully describing that you do

And today’s customers NEED to understand the benefit of your work to inquire, muchless purchase, what you are selling.

The Dungeon is for:

Online service providers, 

from Coaches to Doulas to Herbalists etc. If you have to write about what you do on the internet to find clients, this is for you.

Whether you are new in business or want to uplevel --

how you convey your messaging despite the fact that you have been doing this full time for a while, you will benefit from this offering

What to expect:

I am the kind of coach who NEVER presumes myself to be objectively right about anything…except copy. You are the best authority on yourself. You are the only one who can come up with the magic inside of your offers.

However, there is an objectively ineffective way to communicate, market and advertise what you do…and most of you have frankly terrible copy. As kind as I am, I have very little patience for poorly conveyed language.

In this space we are using the metaphor of a Dominatrix (someone who puts a submissive in their place while respecting mutually agreed upon boundaries) to help you construct more impactful language so that you can better sell your offers. Otherwise, there is no connection between this offering and BDSM, and though I may make jokes about their parallels, you can expect this place to be about copywriting and not about kink.

What you get when you join the dungeon:

Access to 2 copywriting classes (taught live, and this Mistress prefers your live attendance, those who miss class will be penalized by missing out on bonuses that are only offered to live attendees. However, all classes are recorded.)


A bonus class taught by my amazing assistant Roshina on how to use Convertkit (so that those of you who feel overwhelmed by figuring it out have someone to show you step-by-step how it works)


A comprehensive guide on making your sales pages more captivating


A free resource for constructing an epic nurture sequence for your email list

All of this for *just $55* means you should have already hit the purchase link, kitten.

FAQ

No, there are no refunds.

Yes, you can call me Mistress.

Send your questions to my assistant
because Mistress is a very busy lady.